Childbirth

Due to a powercut, only one paramedic responded to the expectant mother's emergency call.

The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Katy, a 3-year old girl to
hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the
baby.

Very diligently, Katy did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Katy for her help and asked the wide-eyed
3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Katy quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
place...

...smack his arse again!"