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Post  longcol03 on Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:52 pm

A guy goes into the Post Office to interview for a job.

The interviewer asks him "Are you a veteran?"

The guy says "Why yes, in fact I served two tours in Viet Nam."

"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favour. Do you have any service related disabilities?"

The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."

"Sorry to hear about the damage but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8:00 to 4:00. Come on in about 10:00 and we'll get you started."

The guy says "If working hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come at 10:00?"

"Well, here at the Post Office we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. Don't need you here for that!"

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